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whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

(Source: katorade27)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

actuallybatman:

jaggedcliffs:

Another one? I thought we were done after Jude Law!

“Robert you don’t even clean up after Mark Ruffalo, you are not bringing home another one.”

This is one of my favorite things and I will always reblog it.

(Source: gorgeousanon)

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